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Capitol with both adult and children's authors reading excerpts from their works throughout the day. Additional pavilions will be devoted to "Great Ideas for Promoting Reading, Literacy, and Libraries," "History and Current Events," "Mystery & Suspense," "Fiction and Imagination," "Children and Young Adults," and "Storytelling." Book-signings, book sales, and panel presentations on children's books, mysteries, and poetry will be held in the Library's Jefferson Building. A session on "Biography: Telling America's Stories" will take place in the Madison Building. The Library's exhibition galleries and reading rooms will be open and a wide range of special programs to inform and entertain visitors of all ages on such topics as children's book illustration, copyright, and how to preserve family photos and documents will be held in the Jefferson Building.

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